I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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