ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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