It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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