Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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