North Korea, Best Korea!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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