you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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