lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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