Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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