If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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