Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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