Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Randomize
