i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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