you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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