Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My dick has a subreddit
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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