I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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