i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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