Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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