You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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