is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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