I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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