Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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