are you still at the devil's house?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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