He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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