Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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