You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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