so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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