So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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