Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Found your dick twin last night
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
