im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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