what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Is it penis luge time yet?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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