Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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