I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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