I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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