Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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