Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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