im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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