how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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