I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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