I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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