he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
