Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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