My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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