Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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