Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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