we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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