Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
ttyl tear gas
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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