Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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