On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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