this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize