I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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