I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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