Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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