do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
