i think my tv is drunk
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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