do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
